Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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Hi uncle, I'm dad

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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Words is hard

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 00:00

Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML

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Don't give a shit

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 01:00

Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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Diaspora

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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That's so sick!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML

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yolibeth221 9

Friday 30 August 2013 18:53

If the shoe fits

Conn3ct 9

Friday 30 August 2013 18:54

Every family has one. Someone has to do.

Comments

rt156 16

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:17

How did u find out?tell us the full story

Canureadthis 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:12

Lmao it's ok nobody can be worse then my.creepy uncle.

museerux01 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 1:27

and so what if OP is your uncle O.O

blackwolf91 13

Monday 2 September 2013 6:57

Vegetarians are lazy posers.

bradjh76 2

Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:20

So am I. Embrace it!

dunebro 15

Friday 6 September 2013 13:52

Congratulations!

dunicha 20

Monday 11 November 2013 9:10

Stop staring at your nieces.

gaiakirkland 10

Monday 3 March 2014 22:09

Uncle Ernie is that you?

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