By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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supervacaneous 4

Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.

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lukep135 6

Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover

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HooHooHa 6

I have a solution! Record the sex noises and play them when you have actual sex. That's not weird at all, is it?

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Mister_Triangle 21

Nope, totally normal.

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itsgen 16

Try a back rub while in the middle of sex

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jayhawkchik 4

Lol. At least the neighbors THINK you're getting some.

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hama806 19

Clearly you're not doing it for her in bed OP. Man up and learn some skills.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Warm up her g-spots? Your elementary-school-level sex-ed has failed you

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RedPillSucks 31

Just because your woman has only one.... Maybe he's into those alien women

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demonkonga 5

Start massaging her entire body and let see what happen

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starman02 12

That sucks sorry OP! ... But at least you know that you have to.. "step up your game" In the sack.. It'll be fun practicing ;)

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muralidharan 1

looks like you are more better in massaging than that

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klorehore 24

then you have something that needs working on.

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TrentF13 12

Just ask her how you can improve, if you're worried about it. And ask her to be honest in her response. (but not while in the middle of sex...)

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