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By chaoticnh - 24/06/2011 09:57 - Austria

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 18:00

Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML

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By 117halo12345 - 17/12/2015 21:37 - United States - Sedgewickville

Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML

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Ouch, ouch, ouch

By Teh_Moo_fml - 13/03/2021 00:30

Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML

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Nuts

By Painful - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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Pinned

By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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Pain like no one has ever seen before

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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Urbex is risky stuff

By Curiosity nearly killed me - 18/07/2025 12:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:11

Sounds hot

DocBastard 38

Friday 24 June 2011 16:20

For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*

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aJazzy 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:16

amateur

casstastrophexx 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:19

that's literally fire crotch.

yomamasballz 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:02

FIRE KROTCH

Typholsion 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:08

Hey lets start humping flames!!!!!!

BenjaminHeels 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:12

Ta-da!

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:19

sounds pretty smokin hot to me!

FMLJunki 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:21

i checked YDI just because this happened WHILE YOU WERE DOING MAGIC...

cierajay 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:40

what kind of magic trick is that?

AunteyN 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 9:18

what kind of magic trick were you doing!?

shutupYDI 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:58

this is the first FML from Austria I see and I'm there so YAY but seriously OP that sucks

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