By chaoticnh - 24/06/2011 09:57 - Austria
Same thing different taste
Liar liar
By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 18:00
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Ouch, ouch, ouch
By Teh_Moo_fml - 13/03/2021 00:30
Nuts
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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan
Pinned
By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States
Testing, testing
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Urbex is risky stuff
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"and now for my next trick, I'll-- OH SHIT"
Ouch. Also happens if you try and light your fart on fire.
haha, fire crotch!
lighting your farts is NOT a magic trick! It's foolish stupidity that can send you to the ER with 3rd degree burns inside your colon.
you sound like you speak from experience.
we don't need no water let the mother ****** burn!!
I'm thinking- it wasn't so ****mAgIcAl**** -.-
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Sounds hot
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*