Miscellaneous: Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden...

By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 613

You deserved it 3 500

kenbez123 tells us more.

kenbez123 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 23:10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

rob02 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:10

Vegetarian I guess?

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:10

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

Comments

GLaDOS8899 14

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:46

Was she a zombie? Make sure you plant a bunch of Peashooters, Zombies are dangerous!

Darkwish3 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:28

Suggest he get checked for dementia

Celfyndel 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:57

This actually kind of inspired me. I'm now going to draw an elderly man eating flowers out of a garden because..well..I can! :D

musicalmayhem 4

Sunday 6 July 2014 0:51

…oh

paolino_fml 18

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:17

You took pictures right?

____gerard____ 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:24

This will forever be my favourite thing

bleedingglitter 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:01

Might be time for adult protective services to start checking in on him...

cloudyface 23

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:51

You know he might have some sort of mental disorder.

Cyrus00 41

Thursday 11 February 2016 2:39

And that kids is why you shouldn't take acid.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Drunk Embarrassing Roommate Clumsy Transportation Poopoo peepee Neighbours Noise Kids Money Parents I need your advice Relatable Awkward Cheating Creepy Love Crime Sex My ex Birthday Mother in law Cars Health Sports Weird Family Ironic Party

The Top

Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, "Some of my greatest blessings call me Nana." We stood there looking at a wall FULL of pictures of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 465

You deserved it 2 833

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 442

You deserved it 4 317

Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed, "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 110

You deserved it 934

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 235

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 324

You deserved it 113

Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 387

You deserved it 148