Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl...

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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Hawk_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:30

W..... T....... F.......

shad0wDude 2

Monday 13 April 2009 8:26

hahaahah

EffYoLife 14

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:37

YOU ASKED OUT B. SCOTT!?!??! HAHAHAHA LMAO! youtube.com/user/lovebscott

meozeren 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:09

better get some gaydar lessons

Fatguy77 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:57

Don't you ever watch MANswers

dearViena 0

Monday 27 April 2009 17:34

this is genius xD

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:53

Lol, this one is sad and funny! FYL!

ledzep121 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:30

what the hell?? how was it that u did not kno that the dude was well....a dude! FYL and FML.

icchie 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:57

GUTTED

WPG 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:27

#3 - You, sir, are a winner for writing this in limerick form. #27 - Some people just aren't as confident as you seem to be.

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