Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By qwerty - 05/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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polarbare 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:47

shoulda been luigi

redblueviolet 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:53

Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!

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reallyperiod 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:54

At least the FML made me chuckle, that's all I look for in reading this site.

musicmaniac925 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:10

that was justdumb

QWERTYCommander 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:35

As soon as I saw "Imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros." I clicked YDI.

HappyFishh 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:10

Super Mario FTW!!!!! BTW YDI

SupaMario_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:31

Mamma Mia, of course it does not work. Did your Mother not tell you, that you have to be a proper plumber to stop on ice?

jair_lhao 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:01

lmao you should have been YOSHI!!! he's the best "butta he dosentt alike eh the hunted househ" (bad Italian accent) xD yoshi still rules ^-^ and comes in diferent colors :)

KGB_28 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:45

YDI for trying to be as bad ass as Mario while lacking the requisite mushrooms, flowers, feathers, suits and dinosaur looking friends.

loveurlifeJK 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:52

Dumbass.

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:00

When I was seven, I used to imitate games all the time. I used to love when the floors at school were wet so that I could pretend to be Crash Bandicoot sliding on ice. OP just fails.