By afraidtoburn - 26/02/2012 04:18 - Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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This is not a drill

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
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x_KL_x 7

Sounds like they planned it all out well then.

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Jenchixo 1

Hey its all man hoes ladies bitches and **** for themselves, in a real fire nobody ain't gonna listen to the teacher they going to get the **** out! That's for sure lol

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nvo 6

How about you speak up? The school's fire warden doesn't read FML...

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Bebbo_fml 21

send a formal complaint. clearly they havent thought about it and need someone to shed light on it.

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gardenwhipped3 14

Thank you for your cooperation during this drill. Had this been a real emergency, we would have simply said "screw this I quit" and exited the building in the most violent and disorganized fashion possible.

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iSketz 3

Well you better hope that if there ever is a fire you are away that day.

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Alex_5647 2

LOL Complain to the school board And if they don't listen, sue the school

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funnyguy2697 6

my school does that too.

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Coach634 4

Why does your school have propane tanks in them? That seems dangerous.

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Silentcrafter11 13

Yesterday at my school, someone pulled the fire alarm. Our teacher seemed more concerned about picking up some papers that were on the floor than getting out. Today, someone pulled the fire alarm again, and our teacher blocked the doorway. Purposely.

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