Miscellaneous: Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement...

By Originality18 - 24/02/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimer's. FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML

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By Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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Out of control

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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Newsflash from beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML

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Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

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PureGold 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:10

Aww!! That's really not your fault...you were just trying to do something nice. I hate when good deeds backfire. And I'm sorry about your grandma. :(

Nate_87 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:08

That is one of the most ironic things ever. I don't see what the big deal is though, it's just a name of a flower. And I disagree with #1. Flowers are a very thoughtful gift to those who are sick, especially if in a hospital. It brightens their day, and as a consequence they feel better, and get well faster.

Comments

WTFWT1989 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:44

Wow, that sucks, but oh my jesus is that hilarious.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:56

That's hilarious and terribl(y funny) all at the same time. Love it! Fav'd. Sorry about your grandma. :(

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:52

That's not your fault but it sucks that your mom would blame you for it. I mean, unless your grandma specifically told you what her favorites were, and I think you might be a guy, so probably didn't come up, then you couldn't know. You thought about her, and that's what matters. Give you mom a bunch of dandilions.

KatieWagnerFab 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:09

Bauer, she probably didnt even know the name of the flower. God, you're so evil. And so is your mom.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:57

haha #21, I was going to write that in my #2 comment, but I wasn't sure if people would get the Wicked reference xD

Cortney 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:43

That's stupid, they're just flowers.

liveitlearnit 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:40

Your mom sounds like a moron, to be honest. I think that a flower's name means absolutely nothing.

brandonwlobo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 18:54

Don't worry man she'll forgive and forget.... oop's

brandonwlobo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 18:58

would a burn victim be upset if i gave them fire lilies or a mouth cancer patient hate me if i gave them tulips, how about we send Rihanna some black eyed susans