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By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

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By CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML

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Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Monday 7 June 2010 1:18

That stinks.

Fully_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 1:20

Haha I love how this worded!

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:35

Lol that stinks. Good luck with your soon to be new child!!

GregDaBossMaster 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:38

haha her baby is shit lool

aliaysleighbasic 0

Monday 7 June 2010 17:13

love the pic!

lord_xenu 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:40

lmao what a stinker! did you name it?

Jstarks 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:43

did you name it?

seanreddog 4

Monday 7 June 2010 3:48

The name was Bono.

Dylan94_fml 8

Monday 7 June 2010 3:50

i modded this :D

Dylan94_fml 8

Monday 7 June 2010 3:52

i modded this :D

flibaflaba 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:01

o so the baby is black

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 June 2010 4:09

The baby looks like you, flibaflaba.

JYxforever 3

Monday 7 June 2010 4:17

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! what a beautiful baby it is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!XD

mirkayscar 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:19

Coming from a pregnant gal myself.... that sucks!!! I hear of women doing that during delivery. It's fairly common and a fear of mine!!! Luckily you did it in the privacy of your own home and not in the delivery room!