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By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 22:00

Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 626

You deserved it 4 923

By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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You deserved it 2 140

By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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You deserved it 15 171

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By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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You deserved it 15 401

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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You deserved it 38 595

I blame the parents

By Anonymous - 29/12/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML

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You deserved it 205

Well done

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 337

You deserved it 4 303

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 269

You deserved it 7 594

By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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docscientist 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:15

The influence of things on stupid people.

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:03

just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-

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cicibizzy112 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:52

second

Darknesskilla 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:06

why the he'll is he playing GTA ? he's 14! YDI for being the type of stupid parent that let's kids play adult games then complains about the game

manningkillsbrad 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:25

some kids are so stupid.........

imac619 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:32

Ahh another shitty parent, who let's their kids play m rated games and wonder where they came up with doing dumb shit. God I hope he's hired a hooker and then killed her to get his money back, would serve you right. YDI

atlas22 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:48

really???

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:59

wow, model citizen in the making ya have there?

salmonbean 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:03

the total "i agree, your life sucks" number was 6666 when i looked at it!

salmonbean 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:07

lol

MrMayor 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:16

lol he's right

littlemissFYL 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:55

well, unlike you OP, I certainly have faith in your son!

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