Today, another one of my pants was ripped in the crotch. Due... - FML

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By Sadrainindeed - 12/12/2023 06:22 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, another one of my pants was ripped in the crotch. Due to having big thighs, this happens to me a lot. I wear them for a short time, then they’re unwearable anymore. FML

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karan7991kumar 6

Saturday 6 April 2024 6:56

wear stretchy pants? works for some ppl I know just a suggestion

Ariella1992 1

Friday 29 December 2023 0:41

Don't feel bad happens to me to I'm the perfect weight for my height and am not fat or obese in anyway but I just have extremely thick thighs but I will say the pant thing is the downside but the upside is that I like the way I look with them and everyone else also likes them and compliments me on them

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Ariella1992 1

Friday 29 December 2023 0:41

Don't feel bad happens to me to I'm the perfect weight for my height and am not fat or obese in anyway but I just have extremely thick thighs but I will say the pant thing is the downside but the upside is that I like the way I look with them and everyone else also likes them and compliments me on them

karan7991kumar 6

Saturday 6 April 2024 6:56

wear stretchy pants? works for some ppl I know just a suggestion

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