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winning !
Sounds like a winner!! keep it up next boyfriend might take it to felonious levels ;)
if he stole everything, how do u you use FML
what a dick
You completely deserved this one. You're either totally dumb to not have realized his intentions, or, you just put out on the first few dates when you didn't even know the guy properly. And you were a virgin. My God the stupidity of some people.
you better get all your sh*t back and stop playing!
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you better get that food back
Yet you call him your "boyfriend".