Intimacy: Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop,... - FML

By gerligrl97 - 12/06/2011 18:50 - United States

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Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

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By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States

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Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

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Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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futtbuck101 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:30

you better get that food back

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

Yet you call him your "boyfriend".

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Spoils 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:31

lol robbed of your innocence and your stuff lol. let's hope he didn't knock you up lol

ragingox 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:44

did u enjoy it?

kangaru1 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:50

im sorry for your misfortune. get him back. and make sure it hurts too.

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 13 June 2011 11:06

but... how did he carry it all?!

Ugi 26

Monday 13 June 2011 11:17

This is not a boyfriend - this is a Viking.

Yekutiel 7

Monday 13 June 2011 11:17

I'm sorry. You don't deserve that.

monsterrr3 0

Monday 13 June 2011 11:19

ya he is keeper and u are a joke

clam_hammer 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:30

hahaha

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:56

You DID call the police right?

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 13 June 2011 13:39

How long were you dating? An afternoon? You shouldn't voluntarily sleep with someone if you don't know them that well. *Sees OP's age* Actually, you just shouldn't be sleeping with people...

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