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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Dave - 24/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML

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mspoutylips 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:26

When things like this happen to me, I jus sit on the floor & put on a sad face. :(

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:22

Spouse: Honey, what's this? OP: That's the stand.

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jasin13 5

Monday 28 November 2011 23:08

That's what you get for putting it up too early. Douche.

LlamaGumby 2

Monday 28 November 2011 23:41

Thats what u get for setting up a tree in november

purplekiki888 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:21

This is why they invented plastic ornaments, so they wouldn't break. Its magic!

momaji13 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:56

Exactly that happened to me

Martini94 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:26

Ydi for setting up Christmas in November

ressa_1428 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:27

Haha xD I'm sorry that sux a$$ but it's funny as he!! xD

drdingus 27

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:56

Damn that sucks! :(

bunniex1 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:41

I'M TELLING SANTA YOU BROKE THE TREE!!!

Emarree 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:19

Same thing happened to me. Except only my Phillipeno babysitter was home and scared to death when she heard the crash.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 7 December 2017 16:19

TIMBER!!!

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