Intimacy: Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I...

By misunderstood - 05/09/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 20:00 - Netherlands - Creil

Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML

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By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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Haterman123 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:08

WTF who has break up sex

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:02

So what's the difference?

Comments

Jessie5099 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 21:53

i have a feeling You are the one who was actually confused.

Aoifexzx 3

Monday 6 September 2010 0:14

well hello there #53;)

kgfheels 0

Monday 6 September 2010 0:28

http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=32c19f4a9d5fa1e1a487e45ec794fd61

chaos753159 4

Monday 6 September 2010 5:16

#62 :V #5 was explaining the difference and #20 was a reply to #18 >:V P.S lots of number signs :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;) (: (; :) ;)

basketballFMLs 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:42

wht the **** dude cmon

angel55033 12

Monday 6 September 2010 9:08

user friendly..

Independantlove 0

Monday 6 September 2010 11:33

ydi. sex is never the answer to anything. fyl cuz ur x is a idiot, but..... really? make up sex? that's idiotic. ydi ydi ydi and I say that in the sweetest way possible darlin ^_~

DjeePee 24

Monday 6 September 2010 13:28

I have a feeling that you have never enjoyed the pleasures of make-up sex. Poor you.

Bobissmall 13

Saturday 11 September 2010 0:12

Sex is never the answer to anything? What if the question was "who will cook dinner" and then she was like, "sex in return for cooking dinner?" Im pritty sure it would solve it for me.