Intimacy: Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I...

By misunderstood - 05/09/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 20:00 - Netherlands - Creil

Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML

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By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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Haterman123 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:08

WTF who has break up sex

ThereIsNoFork 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:02

So what's the difference?

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stormie1 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:34

haha, funny.(:

lostinlove4u 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 17:50

who has break up sex... wtff??

WhyTheFace4 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:13

So, at least now you know how to please a man. YDI because more times than not, it's the woman who starts the fights. (In my experience)

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:40

That's rubbish. Don't just assume things.

WhyTheFace4 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:45

Hahaha rubbish. :) Anyway, it's weird that you don't agree... I think it's better to assume things(On this site). If not, just more fun to.

xteldridgex 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:35

ain't that about a bitch!?

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:37

At least you got to be happy until you found out.

machiko_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:43

42 isn't that brookelle bones?

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:10

no..its steph

CO_Dorvanski 5

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:54

All I have to say to this is wow.

darude908 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:55

haha break up sex is the best kind of sex

suphumanity 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:26

cool thing about break up sex is that only one of the people know it's happening

colleen2920 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 19:46

hah, this is funny. wouldn't there be a give away for the girl to realize they were up

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