By poncho55 - 21/02/2015 20:28

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML
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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.

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I had a similar dream. I hear a lot of pregnant women get really vivid dreams which must have been my case, because I usually don't have dreams like that. I woke up to my fiancé pulling me off of his nipple. Hope your husband didn't suffer like my fiancé did!

It's okay, op. my mom once elbowed her "attacker" in the nose, and it made for a funny story later on.

biasedshooter 24

Same thing happened to my grandparents. My grandpa had a dream of a break in so he punched him, robber (aka my gramma) punched him back, so he kicked him. My gramma kicked him back. At that point he finally woke up. Gramma had a couple nice bruises to show for that! I have never laughed so hard but felt so bad at the same time!!!!

nityasomaiya 46

Well, atleast now your husband knows you're capable to handle yourself.. He needn't worry too much about you

At least now he'll have an interesting story to tell his friends...