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Time flies

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Normal

Today, I had a mental breakdown because I have a 10,000 word final project due on Monday and I have only 800 words written so far, because I have been working on other classes and trying to be outside with my friends in the nice weather this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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You deserved it 4 045

Updated

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I'm desperately trying to complete a project for a client. However, I have to stop every hour to provide the client with an update of the progress. The deadline is in mid July. FML

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You deserved it 98

Dogshit code

By Gunaditya Tripathi - 14/08/2021 10:01 - India

Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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All that time I'm never getting back

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 17:02 - United States - York

Today, I ended up being wasting an entire week on a very important scholarship essay because I thought the requirements said “3500 words” when in reality, they said “3500 characters.” FML

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You deserved it 949

By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 340

Drowning

By ihateschool - 27/03/2024 06:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I've been sick for five days and I have two college essays and a exam coming up, along with a few other assignments. I've been working non-stop for five days with less than six hours of sleep per day, and more assignments are flowing in as I am working. FML

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You deserved it 145

Unreasonable

By Fuck off, teacher - 17/03/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 464

You deserved it 120

Never. It never ends

By Anonymous - 29/10/2023 08:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I'm doing homework but still can't submit it, mainly due to the homework being bombarded more than three times during the week, from eight subjects, all due in three days. I sleep barely two hours a day, still not finishing the work and getting shitty exam marks. I wonder when this cycle of work will end… FML

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You deserved it 127

Get on with it

By Hate Essay - 09/12/2022 03:00

Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML

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You deserved it 858

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 8 May 2024 0:13

Fresh air and sunshine are important, but you need to prioritize things that have a deadline, son.

JuneBleeds4 20

Wednesday 8 May 2024 5:46

Sounds like you need to learn how to better budget your time.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 8 May 2024 0:13

Fresh air and sunshine are important, but you need to prioritize things that have a deadline, son.

JuneBleeds4 20

Wednesday 8 May 2024 5:46

Sounds like you need to learn how to better budget your time.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Wednesday 8 May 2024 6:28

Yep, blame the weather.

idragosani 15

Wednesday 8 May 2024 20:36

There will always be more nice days to enjoy, there's only one opportunity to complete your classwork and hand it in.

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