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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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"ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Help yourself

anonymous - - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Sneaky

Anonymous - - United States - Piscataway

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

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Ro. - - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Friday 30 September 2011 8:52

How do you know that was the reason?

yumsugarr 8

Friday 30 September 2011 8:52

Didn't you have that handicapped slip out?

ZeroIce 12

Monday 3 October 2011 4:58

my grandpa still has his handicap mirror thing. It expired 5 years ago. He still uses it...

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:59

FYL :/

hotforkegger 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:55

Thats horrible my mom is handicapped too and forgot to put the tag in and sone guy said a snotty thing to her she screamed I GOT SCARS ALL OVER MY LEGS WANT ME TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND AHOW YOU? THEN PROCEEDED TOO. PEOPLE CAN BE SO STUPID SOMETIMES

acassella 3

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:53

Aww you're not handicapped you're handicapable!

conholio33 28

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:51

You should have your handicapped sticker on ur dash board visable to everyone.... I know some people have it on their licence plate but not many people think to look there

angrymexicanwee 8

Friday 20 June 2014 16:32

Are you sure you handicap and not fat as hell??

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 October 2014 15:15

Was the card noticeable?

hobbs96 26

Friday 24 April 2015 6:48

I hate when I accidentally hit ydi but I meant FYL and I can't take it back from the app. Sorry op. FYL.

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