The Thin White Duke

DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML
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BigBoyBounce 5

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

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white16sox 19

32, a lot of people post on here knowing they'll get more YDI's than FYL's.

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SarahAlleen 8

As a fellow horrid driver, this made me giggle. Hard core.

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Trisha_aus 15

Enough with the peets boy love agree the bloke is cute but chill there are better looking men!

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Trisha_aus 15

Haha Noor made a joke ok...truth is Megan is plastic now..mila kunis on the other hand is a beauty!

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Couldn't you hear your brake pedal screaming, "Pressure! Pushing down on me... People on the streets!"

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DeannaDLH 3

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about. I bet his daughter was screaming "Let me out!" :C

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wellwhatdafk30 0

fyl that you feel you have to answer to your daughter. I fear this planets future

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perdix 29

Aaaaaaaawww, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!

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bizarre_ftw 21

My thumb up times a couple billion, my favorite comment in the History of FML, I offer you my future first born and bow to your greatness

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perdix 29

Why, thank you. I'm blushing :)

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hateevryone 14

Daydreaming about sex....admit it.

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