Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
You do know that when a bee stings someone, they die?
Today, I was flying around minding my own business when this a**hole came in and tried to pee on me! In my panic I stung him. Now I'm going to die. FML
that bee was PISSED!
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.