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    The betrayal!

    Jessica - - United States

    Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. Using a photo I took. FML
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    ZeDolphinator 7
    Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

    ...at least you know that your photo was good? :D

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    that1guyyy 12
    Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:09

    Didn't stop mark zuckerberg's best friend.

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    sissors1234 4
    Sunday 3 June 2012 4:57

    Take that shit 2 court

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    erik7774 1
    Sunday 17 June 2012 5:14

    What a dick

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    mike307 11
    Sunday 25 November 2012 16:52

    You need new friends.

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    ManiPaul 6
    Monday 23 September 2013 21:28

    Have home give you 750 of the money, it's only fair.

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    randome101 12
    Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:05

    Spit

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    fantasyworld 37
    Wednesday 27 May 2015 4:39

    Can you find proof that you took it?

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    hardhead45103 12
    Tuesday 19 April 2022 15:26

    Sue him

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    Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantle. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML
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    Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
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    Today, I'm trying to quit smoking because I'm actually running low on money. I just realized that I'm actually spending a lot more money and gaining more weight by eating junk food to relieve my anxiety than what I used to spend buying packs of cigarettes. I can't afford a psychologist, either. FML
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    Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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    Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML
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    Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML
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