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meowcat101 - - Canada

Today, my dad took me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

glitchedgamer 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 12:46

BOOM headshot

nikkired 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 14:37

I know your Dad,it wasn't an accident.

rainergeis 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:26

I've done that exact thing on a vacation. Except vice versa.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 18 July 2022 20:24

Be glad he didn’t take you to teach you to shoot a firearm..

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Today, I found out that most of the people I work with secretly refer to me as the "designated bottom" because they assumed from my slight stature and soft spoken personality that I was a submissive homosexual. My wife thinks it’s hilarious and keeps grabbing my ass to make me jump in shock. FML

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Today, in a restaurant, staff asked me to fix my skirt because multiple customers complained my buttcrack was putting them off their food. I thought the waiter was using fake complaints to justify his rudeness, but when I got up to fix it fully, half the restaurant applauded me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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