Take that stuff outside - FML

Take that stuff outside

By Anonymous - 15/08/2026 00:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML

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ellenness 10

Saturday 15 August 2026 0:27

oohhhh that is not okay

SAgirl 21

Saturday 15 August 2026 8:57

That is very childish of him.

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ellenness 10

Saturday 15 August 2026 0:27

oohhhh that is not okay

SAgirl 21

Saturday 15 August 2026 8:57

That is very childish of him.

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