Miscellaneous: Tainted

Tainted

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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You deserved it 42 639

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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You deserved it 21 313

By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 1 183

Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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You deserved it 385

It's called fashion, Deborah

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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You deserved it 38 317

By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML

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You deserved it 4 058

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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You deserved it 17 316

By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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You deserved it 585

By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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You deserved it 615

Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 273

You deserved it 779

By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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You deserved it 6 680

Andr913 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:56

Well, now your skin matches your hair!

carry_on 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:57

Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...

Comments

toppsykrett 4

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:06

I wonder what color you will turn when you can't breath

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:05

Well that just smurfs it!

Life_sucks_13 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:21

Sorry op. next time lean over the tub and use the shower head to only rinse your hair. It'll keep it from dying your skin too.

liesseling 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:44

This is very hard to believe.

Diana_Christine 5

Wednesday 30 January 2013 9:08

I dye my hair blue all the time, make up remover really helps get the dye off skin. For any stains in your tub use nail polish remover.

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:05

You would look like a smurf if you bleached your hair now.

Geary519 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:49

all you need is white clothes and a white beanie now

vinito 3

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:14

I'm blue if I was green I would dye if I was green I would dye eiffel 65

faireanjell 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 17:53

La! La! La la la la! La la la la la!

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 20 February 2013 21:06

That's why you don't shower you rinse your hair in the sink while wearing rubber gloves I know cause both my mom and older sister went to beauty school