Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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Jeffers123 5

I need to ask this.... Is Everyone on FML a freaking Buzzkill???

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Armyboy124 0

Well, did you do his mom?

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Epikouros 31

Forget getting a job, you should become a stand-up comedian. You've got the right attitude, you just need to think up better jokes.

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MerahNikole 0

It's natural instinct.. It's all good man, he deserved it.

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HunterAlpha1 8

lol this reminds me of that scene from family guy: employer: "so peter, where do you see yourself in five years?" peter: (don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife) "doing your... son?" :D

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Crackers25 0

Haha! You have done what so many of us want to! Great tale

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