Intimacy: Sex ed has failed entire generations

Sex ed has failed entire generations

By Thatslife - 26/03/2011 19:29 - Netherlands

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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Sex ed failed a generation

By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01

Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Biology major

By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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Saturday 26 March 2011 23:01

what a dumbass

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 26 March 2011 23:06

I would say she should get together with the boys who think girls don't pee/poop/fart/burp... but I really don't want these idiots to breed.

Comments

Drackolee 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:53

write us back and tell us if she is pregnant.

allyssalopez 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:43

I don't get it?

LifeSucks974 0

Friday 24 June 2011 13:16

lmao wow that best friend belongs on fail blog

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 22 July 2011 5:01

at least you're smart enough to know better and to ask questions

bms1996 12

Friday 29 July 2011 18:56

oh my lord someone please help this moron

MRVOlivia 22

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:07

wow........I hope the dumbass isn't pregers! I'd feel bad for the baby

FadedMemories94 4

Monday 6 February 2012 16:27

That's sad... Poor undereducated girl.

AEady15 3

Monday 26 March 2012 0:54

Wow. Just wow

boryenko 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:08

Actually, she is not wrong. The first time a man ejaculates it is sterile and signals the tesicals to start becoming potent.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:16

the first time a guy ejaculates is not going to be the first time he has sex.

The_Khan 12

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:27

Also, it was her female friends first time.

TallMist 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:04

How cute. You think his first time ejaculating WON'T be before his first time.

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:23

Is sex education a joke in the Netherlands? Because it is in America and I think that's a common myth here. If so, it's not her fault.

TEZZ 24

Sunday 9 November 2014 22:28

Not really. We actually have functioning sex education, instead of a teacher screeching "ABSTINENCE!!" at you the moment you start asking questions about sex. My guess is she just didn't pay attention in class.