Dreams, Break-ups Love Self-fulfilling prophecy - FML

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Do you remember?

Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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Carrier pigeon

Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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STFU

annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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Nervous

Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Thursday 4 October 2012 19:00

Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:00

Who said dreams didn't come true?

fukmefreddy 4

Friday 5 October 2012 5:56

you sound clingy... not inconsiderate, and honestly I don't see how your birth, illegitimate or otherwise, has anything to do with your clinginess.

kelseymill124 0

Friday 5 October 2012 5:57

Is she bi-polar?

D0n41d 7

Friday 5 October 2012 6:02

Lol

Guilty21 3

Friday 5 October 2012 6:12

I'm thinking it's a good thing because she got rid of herself for you

parkwaydrive7 9

Friday 5 October 2012 6:18

Eh **** her, you're better off without her anyway

zuzupetalsYO 11

Friday 5 October 2012 6:22

Cool! You're psychic!

Big_lama6 7

Friday 5 October 2012 7:40

God this sounds like my demonic ex girlfriend haha

The_F3rris 11

Friday 5 October 2012 14:34

This is like an episode of Thats So Raven.

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 5 October 2012 15:59

Your dream was your subconscious telling you to break up with this nasty person. Really, there are nicer girls out there.

Solipsist 12

Friday 5 October 2012 17:34

she's upset that you didn't notice her freshly bleached asshole.

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Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

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Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be nice and change my oil, but he accidentally emptied all my transmission fluid into the pan. When he poured it back into my car, we realized he never put the cap back on and all my transmission fluid was poured all over the ground. FML

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Today, my son swears blind he didn’t take my car joyriding last night. Thing is, I reverse into the drive. He drove it back in facing forwards, but no matter how I tell him, he doesn’t get it because the car's in the drive, so there’s no evidence, right? IT’S FACING THE WRONG WAY DUMBASS, I KNOW YOU TOOK IT. FML

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Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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