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fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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vanessa1997 2

OMG! poor lil girl lol

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newzealand 28

Kids are pretty tough I'm sure shes fine!! but the image of this situation, although sick, makes me giggle

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Deitsu 1

ROFLMAO I'M DYING!!! Sorry about your daughter. Hope shes ok. Still dying though xD

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piffles211 2

You stupid ******* bitch. >_> How dare you, kick a child, animal, or anyone that hard? I hope you get arrested for animal cruelty, and get your child taken away from you for careless parenting. YDI, completely. I feel sorry for your poor child. I'm a kid, and I could be a better parent than a sorry-ass like you.

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Teh_shiny 0

Lol at the morons putting the guy down. Get over it you asses.

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iltby 3

You would kick a cat that hard? You're an absolute asshole.

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singhjr1 3

u lil SOB, u deserved it. first of all why do you kick your cats. second how do you mistake a kid for a cat?!?!

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FMLFMLFMLtimes2 0

Why the heck would you kick your cat off the bed anyway, loser? This is animal abuse.

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ohdeeffs 0

animal and child abuse !

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Doum92_fml 0

Hahaha, all these ''animal abuse'' things are funny to read. Because he obviously had a hammer attach to his feet and OBVIOUSLY tryed to broke the cat's legs. Which is still non sense since no cat were kicked in the story. You guys are only anthropomorphism ******* with no reasoning capacities. Get some rational thinking and get over your feeling. This is the way cat works anyway. Kick him or he will.

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jumping_duckie 0

yeah i so agree with this! poor OP probably gave the child a gentle 'kick', she hit a nearby wall, and now OP is getting abused for bad parenting and animal cruelty! I 'kick' my dogs off the bed all the time if they jump up uninvited. Doesnt mean I actually kick them, I push them, and if there were a small gap between my bed and the wall, then you can bet they're occasionally gonna hit it!

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fmine4real 0

Omg people. calm down. I'm like the biggest animal lover ever and I think this is hilarious. they're not an anything abuser, they're a person who's subconscious doesn't want things sitting on them while they sleep. also cats are great, but they can be annoying as Hell when you're trying to sleep.

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