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By Anonymous - 23/01/2026 00:00

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Friday 23 January 2026 0:34

Given the level of disrespect she has for spending time with you, you should insist on couples counselling. That way you can get a professional to suggest she gets checked for ADHD and the other neuro spicy things that have 'time blindness' as an indicator. That way you aren't 'getting at her' about it. If it turns out she's just not giving a flying **** about spending time with you and friends/family then you might want to have a long think about the relationship as a whole.