Miscellaneous, Relatable and Parents: Overbearing

Overbearing

By bert - 11/09/2026 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML

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Mad Jack 3

Saturday 12 September 2026 1:52

Time to grow a pair.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 12 September 2026 3:41

Vaping is ¡sh, though.

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Mad Jack 3

Saturday 12 September 2026 1:52

Time to grow a pair.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 12 September 2026 3:41

Vaping is ¡sh, though.

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