Opportunist

Mick - - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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MJD_fml 0

Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.

yamila_alarcon 0

No good deed goes unpunished :/ look at it on the bright side!

lol opposite of karma.getting owned 4 being a good boy

calebg23 0

who says the guy wasn't commiting suicide?

minigreg8 0

how the hell did u get home?!

well I guess karma dosent like you dude

sounds like a really funny scene from a really crappy chick-flick.