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Mick - - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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Overreach

VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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BIKES!

cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Careless and carefree

Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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lolnikki 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:02

That sucks :(

MJD_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:11

Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.

mz_proper 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:51

SMH !!!! dam that sucks

Austino713 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:05

Wow looks like karma failed ya bud sorry

mrsmaddiepatty 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:19

wow that is f@$

mw2pride 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:51

lmfao thats funny

ryann2010 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:55

dude I don't give a **** that your Pune broke and your bike got stolen! yeah it sucks but you pretty much saved a life. I'm pretty sure that's better than a gosh damn phone or bike… if you don't agree than holy shit you are a bitchy person

brightred919 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:20

i'm sorry that happened to you. some people just suck (a fact which is reinforced by some of the comments on this page), but don't let that stop you from being a good person. the world needs more people like you.

BakNBitz 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:46

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!! The old man was probably just a front for an underground criminal organization.

bguy100 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 16:22

hahaha no good deed goes unpunished

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Thursday 25 March 2010 0:40

aw im sorry that really does suck... you got my sympathy 100% who cares about all these assholes who keep saying no deed goes unpunished... you are my new hero