Intimacy, Sex, Annoying and NSFW: Nothing? - FML

Nothing?

By Anonymous - 22/07/2026 15:00 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend is still determined to find my kink. I keep telling him I don’t have one. Literally, I don’t. He isn’t forcing me to do anything physically but he won’t drop the subject. He keeps making all these different suggestions and expecting me to have some magical discovery or something. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 22 July 2026 15:39

This breaches consent in at least a few ways. I think both of you needs to find someone else.

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 22 July 2026 15:39

This breaches consent in at least a few ways. I think both of you needs to find someone else.

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