Night on the tiles

Anonymous - - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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Bonzer 2

"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work..." YDI.

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DocBastard 38

First you misspell "definitely", then you use "sneek", and then you go with "snook"? Really?? That's...I just...you... Can I just slap you?

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Tolarie 13

YDI... Also, learn to handle your liquor better.

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Sanch101 7

How is something which is entirely your own fault and something you had complete control over happening an FML?

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Sanch101 7

There is that but hardly a FML. More a DIM

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metalwolf 17

Congrats, this is the only FML post I have ever clicked YDI on before even finishing the first sentence.

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Jasonf6 0

Congratulations! You win the Fucktard of the Year Alcoholic award.

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alrightmylover 5

similar thing happened me. dying of a hangover today...such is life in Ireland :)

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Exatonne 1

Lol at all the people on this site scorning posters for "irresponsible" acts. As if any of you have never fooled off or made a mistake before. Self righteous twats. Next time OP go with the voice in ur head telling u it's a bad idea

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nela25 23

jajajajajaja #61 has the best comment

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

No, I believe it goes something like "hahaha". And if you like their comment, hit the reply button and reply to it. Or simply push the thumbs-up button.

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mfayem 15

haha. Just another day in Ireland.

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