Yeah, all of my friends who have worked at retirement homes have the most disgusting stories and catch them having sex with each other all the time. Just think, we'll be one of them too one day.

Awhh, that's so cute. Old people in those homes are funny!

*shudders*

Not so bad: You made her smile. Call it your good deed for the year.

I thought the obvious response was, "How much can you put me in your will for?"

I wouldn't walk away fast, I would just say, "Stop projecting your objectives on me, I don't swing that way. I'M the one who wears the pants and I make the call." Then I'd leave. & laugh.

I remember when our church when to the old folk's home to cheer them up. One of the old dudes kept telling the girls if they couldn't find a place to sit. They could sit on his lap.

I was at a retirement community and an old man asked me to marry him. I told him I have a husband. He said, "We can go to Utah"'.

FAKE!!! AND THIS FML ALSO SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!