Miscellaneous and Racism: Mean girls

Mean girls

By Brahman punjabi - 26/06/2026 15:00 - United States - New York

Today, I'm an Indian man at college and I'm nicknamed "Uber Eats" by half the campus. Every time I walk around, I hear, "Look, it's Uber Eats." I shout at them and demand that they stop but they just laugh at me. FML

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Yudith 25

Friday 26 June 2026 18:51

At least you're not studying in Quebec and working for Tata motors. Being called "Tata" over there is akin to being called "moron" or "idiot".

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Yudith 25

Friday 26 June 2026 18:51

At least you're not studying in Quebec and working for Tata motors. Being called "Tata" over there is akin to being called "moron" or "idiot".

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