Miscellaneous Make it til you fake it

Make it til you fake it

namehere34 - 29/12/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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AddictiveAddicted - 29/06/2015 02:02 - United States - Denver

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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what434 - 08/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

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Terrible exchange rate

I_Lossed - - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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My precious

Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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Noname - 02/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

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Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:12 - United States

Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML

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puggles - 03/01/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

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Anonymous - 17/11/2023 14:00

Today, we got a diamond delivered to our house. I was super confused until my husband admitted he’d taken the ashes of his grandparents and parents, my mom and my grandparents', and my auntie's, mixed them all together and sent them to one of those diamond making companies. I’m divorcing him. FML

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Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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borabora1991 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:08

Well, now you can sell it to pay for a new window. problem solved!

imperfectclarity 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:08

I still don't get why you would have done that...

sihehe 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:05

How is this a FML?

rachelg6188 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:33

I don't get why your mad . U found a real diamond!! Be happy

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:44

Why FYL if you found a real diamond? And my fork could scratch glass, dumbie.

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Monday 30 July 2012 20:20

This isn't an FML!!! You found a diamond!!! Cash it and buy a window!

daxxbuttons 12

Friday 7 September 2012 18:34

I'm sure everyone has already says, "BUT EVEN GLASS CUTS GLASS" So I'm just going to say, "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Stupid."

allisadawn91 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:06

Dude. You found a diamond. Wtf?

purplegold 19

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:31

Haha

giggitygoo12 7

Monday 8 April 2013 2:41

Not an Fml

alex_carstens_yo 9

Monday 7 July 2014 7:03

well you may have a scratched window, you now have enough money to fix it!

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 16 September 2014 5:31

Uh..sell it and use some of the money to fix the window? I'm sure if it's real as you think, that's not an FML lol

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Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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Today, after getting her "out-of-office" email, I realized that my coworker is on vacation this week. We're doing our final presentation for a major project on Thursday, and she hasn't finished her part. I guess I won't be sleeping this week. FML

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Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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