Love: Major red flag

Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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You deserved it 10 502

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By RequilaRainbow - 26/01/2012 07:34 - Canada

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 340

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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You deserved it 4 387

By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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You deserved it 9 646

You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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You deserved it 451

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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You deserved it 4 792

By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 6 575

By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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You deserved it 3 927

amart402 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:27

so break up with him. duh.

dreamer13 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:28

Ass Alert

Comments

rainbow247 4

Thursday 12 June 2014 6:53

Drama queen much

Karan0217 6

Tuesday 28 October 2014 5:01

Nobody comes between a man and his food

Chibicase 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 19:33

I'm a girl and I ******* hate when people steal from my plate. Get your own food!!

kaiaruby17 12

Friday 21 August 2015 9:30

Get the hell outta that relationship!

bassfisher100 23

Wednesday 7 October 2015 14:15

time to bail

ronnixoxo 18

Tuesday 12 January 2016 5:58

you hamburgeler !

LostDN 9

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:34

everybody's got their personal boundrys yiu have some weird/dumb ones to

That1One1Chick 24

Wednesday 14 December 2016 0:43

You deserve it. I hate it when people eat my food. You should have ordered your own if you wanted some. It's rude to eat other peoples food, especially off of their plays.