Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

I agree with your bf, if someone stole a bite of my hamburger then I would not be able to eat the rest of it. You are lucky he didn't dump you, YDI

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jc95sd 3

NEVER... Touch a mans burger... EVER!!!

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sugarbear0727 19

Wow. What an asshole.

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nerovetsrethca 20

My boyfriend always takes bites from my food cause he is always faster with finishing it. When I'm hungry and I say I want to eat he says I'm greedy and at the end he still takes bites

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delude 26

Maybe double check to see if your boyfriend isn't actually your little brother

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magziffer 5

buy your own food seriously don't take a mans food, that's crossing the line

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