Love that for you

gassy - - United States - Aubrey

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8

This relationship smells like a success.

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nycwrestler 17

He's lying! Girls don't fart!

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EffUrEll 8

That wasn't farting, probably just air escaping from your ****** after sex. Happens to most first-timers.

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motor_fml 20

It would make it funnier to know if he was spooning you. He couldn't of minded it too much because he didn't wake you up. I think he enjoyed it.

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Lintu_26 23

Oh yeah, I may have a problem of this sort once in a while...just blame it on the farting spider D:

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StanSmith2013 26

At least if he can't sleep one night, you can knock him out cold. Just be glad he didn't pull a zippo out!

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MNBOY16 15

Nothing worse than a woman fart!

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padajuan 11

Just tell him his love gives you gas. Then he can't make fun of you, cause it's his fault.

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cajunmuddog 2

Girls don't fart. They whisper in their panties.

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edgarhaasenbary 8

I love a girl who can put out a good toot. Let errrr riippp

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Luckybananaz 4

Wowwww..was ur back turn against him?

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