Intimacy Letting off steam

Letting off steam

Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

dannoman 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:01

after doing some sluething, i found out ur an ass

tulsafml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:10

Bloodcurdling grandpa sex.

Shinygirlnz 1

Friday 1 April 2011 5:37

Good for them. Stop whinging about it.

musick831 0

Friday 1 April 2011 7:38

wtf is blood curdling sex? I think you've got the wrong word here. and yea, they're on vacation, that's what every couple should do on vacation No Matter what age they are!

0HAWK0 0

Friday 1 April 2011 7:41

well I'll definitely be correcting your grammar lol

Inspired22 11

Friday 1 April 2011 8:41

Isn't it just gross though that they go into the same room/bed to do it? Sorry, I wouldn't be okay with having sex in the same bed as my parents, especially on the same day. Ew!