Let's get it on

Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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sethlovesethan 0

If I was you I would take it

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Blumpkinater 3

you shoulda told her "lets go to bed then" once there give er the good ol sweedish oven ( fart while holdin the covers over her head for those who dont know

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IRum 10

wth how come you're dating such a lazy arse?

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Cbartram3 0

Thats been said to me ONCE before, so instead of going off to a private area, I did it right there one the spot.

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kingadidas 0

Maybe u shouldn't think about sex all the time!

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