Let's get it on

Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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starburst7596 14

its because you said make love.

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jordankeener 0

should told her you'd rather do that then have sex with her nasty ass lmao

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jmorin 0

drop ur pants and slap her in the face with it.

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blaherman 12

That's when you go to the corner of a street with a fat stack of cash in your suv and wait.

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22cute 17

F***k you! It's not her job to please you. She's a human being too. YDI

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perdix 29

Why does she have to rush you? Take your damn sweet time with your wank. To make it even better, moan your girlfriend's sister's name at the moment of truth. Boredom won't be a problem for quite a while;)

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mpclaw 3

Just a preview of things to come my boy!

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