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Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML
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UnoriGal 17

Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this? OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

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MakaylaReneeB 8

Just like in NCIS. How did Gibbs get those boats out of his?

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uglyluckgirl 8

He didn't. He trashed it then started over again.

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uglyluckgirl 8

Ignore the last reply, I was thinking of a different show. It was never revealed in the episodes. Like Tony said, "He just does."

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Cut a hole through the floor if the kayak is that important. I mean. Someone needs to think outside of the box

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tarv 16

Get it in small enough pieces and take it out side then put it back together

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Llama_Face89 33

You seem to not be blessed with an overabundance of foresight....

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thehuntress309 12

Lmao for some reason this reminds me of the episode of "Friends". The one where Ross gets a new couch and he cant get it up to his apartment and he's yelling "Pivot!" At Rachel and Chandler. XD

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jkjorn 16

Don't feel bad, they say Henry Ford did the same thing with his first car. Had to sledgehammer the doorway to his shop to get it out cuz the garage door hadn't been invented yet.

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twiztedone 19

Who do you think you are Jethro Gibbs?!

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kaymi 17

If the guy who built a Lamborghini in the basement got his car out, you can get the kayak out. Time for some demo work. Lol

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