Sex, NSFW and Intimacy: Just stop

Just stop

By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By HappinessOrOrgasms - 05/11/2012 19:25 - United States - Tucson

Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Sucks to suck

By Lila - 31/05/2022 22:00 - United States - Port Orange

Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML

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New skills

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Friday 11 November 2016 7:19

Look at the bright side you didn't pre ejaculate. If you tell the story right you'll be a legend to your friends lol

Xelabasat 14

Friday 11 November 2016 7:17

Thats depressing.

Comments

Michaelsupset 14

Saturday 12 November 2016 5:26

Wow. We must be taking similar meds. Happened to me 5 months ago. She didn't say anything like that but still sucks if you can't cum... In my case the dosage was a bit too high. Chin up mate

Timothy469_fml 6

Saturday 12 November 2016 6:02

Bummer! Been there, done that. Friend said: "All undressed and no place to come."

aelitalyoko 14

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:44

"I've become so numb I can't feel you there"

Jonjon554 16

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:46

Did she really enjoy it and just get super sensitive after she came so many times? or was it just not good for her?

GhostFox 33

Sunday 13 November 2016 14:23

It was probably the friction that made her go numb- she could have, theoretically, wound up with worse than a numb (and probably sore, later) ******. OP was at risk for the same kind of injuries. Of course, the prolong stimulation of the nerves could have made them cut back feed back from that area.

magicrainbowbewb 8

Saturday 12 November 2016 12:30

lol I've actually been in the girls side of that story

stoneybadger78 6

Sunday 13 November 2016 17:04

I had the same issue, consider switching, nutting is the best antidepressant.

chuchaiilabss 19

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:13

I shouldn't be laughing but I lost it when she said that, "I'm numb." lmfao I can feel her disappointment. Don't worry OP, there's always a next time. But if next time that happen again, you should go to the doctor.