Just Hanging On By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 20:30 It'll get better. Eventually. I agree, your life sucks 403 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 198 You deserved it 3 979
Today, a customer filed a complaint against me because my coworker took too long to do a price check. I hate my job. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 228 You deserved it 1 342
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 447 You deserved it 3 434
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 196 You deserved it 5 671
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 928 You deserved it 2 614
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 634 You deserved it 68
If that was my kid, I'd tell him to get up and walk.