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Just a prank, bro!

fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Log out

Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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Anger management class is next door

ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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Thursday 17 February 2011 9:00

you definitely deserve it. mind your own business

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:31

lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.

stfu21 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:25

LMFAO your just a douche bag dude. :D

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:58

u deserve it I would've just logged out for them:P lol

barb_pointe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:39

You deserve it. People forget, no need to be a jerk about it. How'd you like it if someone did that to you? People today...

EnterNameHere001 5

Friday 18 February 2011 6:15

It's what you get for being a self righteous idiot.

Sniper3000 0

Friday 18 February 2011 6:58

thx #93

angel55033 12

Friday 18 February 2011 7:26

I hope you got knocked out, that's rude, no different than if it was bank info or something, that's just wrong

purple_sarah88 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:09

It's really sad when someone like you with no life of your own tries to make someone else's life more difficult. YDI!

SulfurPlague 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:48

Ydi for going to the library.

RoboForm 3

Friday 18 February 2011 14:04

Lol xD

pksparrow53 0

Friday 18 February 2011 17:34

you will be surprise to know how many ppl go to the library a day,.

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