It's a conspiracy!

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Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0

Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..

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jumpshot23 0

Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!

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Marquelle53 0

Better find some alien food

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smileydancer92 2

wrong fml lol

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Felivi 9

I kind of wish I was, aliens probably know how to have a good time. Listen to #71 though and best of luck.

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crashley21 10

It sucks that they think that and you have to put up with it, but maybe you should get a job? Quit complaining you're hungry when you buy your own food. And it'll get you time away from them.

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ChelseaGrin112 14

I bet you Katy Perry's jealous of them.

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SkoomaKi 27

Dress up as an alien and scare them!

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Fmlano 16

Is your last name by any chance 'Tyler'?

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MzZombicidal 36

I have a feeling your parents met at a ScyFi convention.

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